This describes our species’ entire existence 👌

Can’t tell if this is already a joke, but Mississippi is probably already pretty well mentally prepared to be a wasteland…

For less than the cost of several cups of coffee a day, you too are making a difference in a billionaire’s life.

They should have done so from the beginning. If they vanish because they waited too long to compete, so be it.

So why isn’t “a long cold bath every day” the trendiest weight loss method??