Fake: you having the capacity to intimidate anyone

Gay: your threat hones in on OP’s ass

I remember signing end of elementary/primary school leaving shirts with my email at the time instead of my name because i was certain that my handle would be (in)famous. The email misspelt “requiem” as “requim”

shudders

Fake: anon runs a successful business with thousands to spare

Gay: anon draws dicks all day