Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

oh god yes please give me access to military infrastructure, explosives, and firearms; I am a perfectly sane and obedient selective service applicant and can be trusted in the vicinity of all of these things

not every showerthoughts-worthy post is necessarily had in a shower

Also, if it’s been more than a few days, take a shower for me, homie. If you won’t do it for you, do it for me. Depression is a fuck.

I’ll be damned.

Now we just need to find out if the bear’s Catholic, and we’ll be set.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

you know, it costs nothing to not post that image. In fact, I would have paid you to not post that image.

this you?

time for a fursona change? hybridization? just embrace becoming that weird cat that acts like a dog? I’unno.

the commercials themselves predate me, but you seem like you might enjoy Nostalgia Critic’s series on old commercials if you haven’t seen it already.

Also, holy shit, there were only five episodes of this last I checked, there’s like twenty of them now.

if you have the mojo for it, then be the best puppyboy/girl/yes you can be

I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

just embrace being a puppy, it’s less effort than trying to recover from that kind of emotional crit.

some people just naturally have that energy. if it’s you, lean into it.