
“Aboytion” would’ve worked here as well.
Also fits uwuspeak
sorry but that would just be a meowth impression
This is an edited tweet, right?
no one can tell with certainty
There’s literally no way to know. Anything that you could normally write off as an insane thing that no politician, let alone world leader, would say, this man will, and probably had said
Many such edits!
That would’ve sucked. He would have to go to the boynecologist to get a boybortion
aboytion
Aboitions are what prohibition-era goilfriends got for unwanted pregnancies.
“Jesus fucking Christ, are you pregnant?!”
“…No?”
“Why are you giving me blue cupcakes?”
“…Cause I’m trans?”
“Hi trans, I’m dad”
The most appropriate Dad response to your child coming out as trans.
Presumably dad was relieved.
Having your kid tell you he’s a boy shouldn’t be a surprise if you talk to them and are paying attention. Them being pregnant unexpectedly, that can be a shock.
That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!
The “door in the face” technique
Preganant?
Gregnart
How is babby formed?
Sometime last week, the line from Ice Age 3 came to my mind.
Its a boy!
That’s its tail…
Its a girl!
I guess that memory was here to line up with me seeing this post
mr <insert name>, draw him pregnant
edit: this is a threat. give me an image and i will actually draw the person pregnant.

here you go, no ai, just paper and pen as god intended

This is genuinely what I thought gender reveal parties were - though that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.
hough that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.
looking at the current poilitical landscape, I can imagine a few ways of people dying
Boypreggers?? 😏
More likely than you think
It’s called greggers
am I… gregnant???
Peak internet.
CAN. U. GET. PREGANTÉ?
If you identify as a guy/guyby and are pregnant, yes (congrats then)










