• Kairos@lemmy.today
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    8 hours ago

    Oh right I forgot. When you get a blood transfusion they take all of your current blood out first and also make your body stop producing its own in the future

  • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    You didn’t fuck his girl, you held his dick up while he fucked his girl.

    You ultra-cucked yourself.

  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Is there any place that even lets you know that your blood has been used and who received it? That seems needlessly risky.

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      Where I am, you get a message when it’s been used, but obviously not any identifying information.

      Also I have absolutely no way of knowing if the message is legit or they just tell you that a random time after your donation regardless just to make you feel good and donate again.

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        14 hours ago

        I could see the point in that. Here you don’t even know if the donated blood will be used for research or for life saving operations.

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      Where I give blood just tells you when its sent to a hospital and which hospital got it.

      I’ll do a quick look up of the hospital if its one I haven’t seen before, but other than that I have no idea who got it.

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      14 hours ago

      Not in my country. I just give blood, get free chocolate and a day off work, that’s all that matters to me.

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      Maybe not, I’ve gotten that message a whole TWO times in 10+ years of giving blood. Got the message once in 2022, and the second time last July. Both of them were sent at exactly 10:00 AM, which is a bit suspicious… but if it’s a lie, I wonder why they don’t send it more often…

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    13 hours ago

    A slightly less deranged and more wholesome way of putting this would be to basically describe the blood donor as the greatest wingman ever.

    … The recepient most likely couldn’t have done it without him.

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      Referring to bases at all is a virgin thing. I don’t think I’ve ever heard an adult use them. Once you’ve had sex, the “bases” just become different types of foreplay, or “hook ups” where the details are nobody else’s business.

  • null@lemmy.org
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    12 hours ago

    OP bottoms for new friend

    OP is technically fucking self

    OP is masturbating and not gay