Let me guess: he aced it?
That demented fatso will die in perfect health. Which, ya know, is fine by me, if he could just hurry it up already…
No dead guy ever was in better health. 🤣
King Narcissus Poopy Pants is the finest human specimen EVER!!!
I don’t believe anything coming out of this administration.
The White House could release an official statement saying the sky is blue and I’d doubt it.
The sun is beautiful. It’s fine outside. Come outside and look at the beautiful sun.
I’ll believe him when he said he’s taken the most amount of cognitive tests of any president. He apparently didn’t realize that this wasn’t a thing to brag about.
When is the marathon coming if he is in such perfect health
Let him do a cage match on his desecrated white house frontyard. Preferably against a black woman so he gets the maximum humiliation.
After he returns from a space trip around the moon on a new Glen rocket.
I know it isn’t their “sport,” but that would make it that much funnier if Serena or Venus Williams were to kick his demented ass. One of them played a championship while pregnant, so I’m sure they could handle him easily.
Sport in quotes as I consider WWE to be physically demanding, but entertainment, not an actual sport.
They admitted the doctor advised him on weight loss, so is he perfectly healthy or is he overweight?
No no no, the doctor asked Trump for advice on how to shed some poundage for beach season
The doctor said wow
Sir
He has the body of a twenty year old body builder!
Close enough?
Where, in the white house freezer?
The fact that they’re desperate to prove that he’s not in poor health really makes me believe he is in poor health.
Normal people never take a dementia test. This motherfucker takes it three times a year.
Just die already
