That’s it — That’s the shower thought.
unequivocally yes
Right? I am not capable of believing in anything harder than I believe in the gullibility of those rubes and their constant role as useful idiots
I believe in it harder than they believe in the next grift.
They believe whitehouse.gov/aliens is about actual aliens from outer space
They’d just call the AI woke.
Good. Let them fight.
I don’t think it’d be much of a fight. Conservatives get their jollies from hurting others feelings. AI has no feelings, and data centers are just buildings.
So conservatives could yell at a data cdnter “I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!” and the data center would still be a brick building without feelings.
Except sometimes conservatives go out and shoot people.
Well then it’ll have to be Sam Altman, then. And probably Thiel, and any other gay billionaire. Actually, just all the billionaires. No sense discriminating on the basis of sexual identity.
Data centers are next gen Planned Parenthoods, the ones where post-birth abortions are performed.
Fact check: TRUE ✅
I think that’s the point, right?
indeed
It sounds like that’s the point.
Grok made me gregnabt
Pregante ! 🇮🇹
✨Preganté~ ✨
Conservatives will believe anything so long as it’s said to them by the right person
Or denied by the right person.
“The baseless rumors that the Democratic party are partnering with Anthropic to enable men to become pregnant are divisive lies perpetrated by cretins in the Republican party.”
- Hilary Clinton
That’ll have them frothing at the mouth in no time
Somebody call her. Get someone on the inside of openai. Let’s do this.
And disbelieve anything that’s said by left people
Lucky (?) For us the guy at the top is losing his mind and will believe anything you say to him as long as it is framed as a compliment and offers him a way to make a dollar.
They would use it as ammunition to attack trans people even more, please don’t
You ever hear of the radio production “War of the Worlds”?
Hell, were you around a few years ago when they were all raising hell about litterboxes in schools for kids who identify as cats?
Ohh men can get pregnant, so hot, sorry what
gregnant
Preganté
Eh raguu
Nodnodnodnod
I’m almost curious enough to look for transmasc pregnancy porn…
Option 1): AI is genetically enabling gay couples to become “pregnant” by match a surrogates DNA to their partners in order to find their perfect “Gayby” offspring. Allowing gay men to produce a baby with similar genes to their loved one.
Option 2): AI companies are now helping newly transitioned women to have their genes spliced with womb donors, in order to further research into male-born pregnancy. The first baby conceived by two people of male DNA is espected happen to within the next two years, with doctors confident of current results.
Option 3): Men without families are now being targeted by an extremely addictive AI app. The app named Family Now is giving men the customized experience of having a wife, and even a child who looks like them, however some who play the game have reported feeling manipulated and addicted to it.
Option 4): Butt babies.
Tell me more about option 4
yes — slowly — all nice & deep-like.
Introducing the Protecting Children From Woke Groomer Computers Act in 3… 2… 1…
Yes. Without question. They’re proven idiots. There is no world in a multiverse in which they wouldn’t, that is how fundamentally stupid those assholes are.
If it was on Faux “News” Entertainment, yes they will believe it.
It would be so much easier to convince them that AI was turning you gay.
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It’s not a tumah
Conservatism is a top-down movement. Even if they are anti-AI at the start, they will fall in line once their masters (who consist of the very people with AI datacenters) push back. In fact, they will go full pro AI and kill their own town if Trump makes being pro-AI a MAGA issue.
Their personal beliefs are always overridden by those of their masters. They literally support a pedophile.
Yes but the reconciliation will be fun as fuck.












