[several transfems are typing…]
Mm…mmmrrroow 🥺
Trans lifehack
Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.
What if I just have a nibble?
I remember Snow White a little differently from this
I’m not sure you really want that. As a horny teen I wanked myself dry a few times and it is painful. Imagine it felt like that every time.
No, I’m positive I want that.
I think as a teen we all went a little too hard with our equipment once or twice lmao
I’ve never heard someone say that before. Why would you want one but not the other, if you don’t mind my asking?
Hello! I’m not the person you asked but I figured I’d throw in my experience.
In my case, if I could snap my fingers and instantly change my penis to a vulva, I would. But I had a haemorroid surgery many years ago, and the month or so afterwards was one of the worst times of my life, so I would prefer it if no surgeon ever went anywhere near my lower trunk ever again.
But everyone’s experience is different. Some women just like to fuck, and of the trans women who do, some don’t feel the need to replace the factory installed equipment for doing so.
Well, you could still pee standing up.
my dude, the she-wee has existed since, uh, plastic. maybe only as long as women have served in the military.
Not a very common thing to find in the wild.
i bet if you plucked a pitcher plant it would work
Omg that’s horrible…
Where can one find one?
Calm down there Eve
Free orchidectomy and penectomy? Where are these apples found? Asking for a friend
Can it do tops too?
Can we ship some of these to Peter Thiel’s dialogue meeting
Shouldn’t it be called Instant Trans Apple? Non invasive transition, very convenient.
It does not, in fact, do that.
“Speak for yourself” he says in a comically high voice.
Eunuchs do not have particularly high voices if made eunuchs as adults. One does not undergo a reverse puberty if the gonads are removed.
