Courtney (she/her/they)

“how’s your imaginary god?”

“how’s your dead family”

Damn, escalation protocol engaged.

I’ve always heard and told it as “baking bread in an oven that got bigger over the years” but it’s my favorite go-to for appeal to tradition.

“because that’s just how things are done”

Then things are done in a stupid way for stupid reasons that nobody likes and we shouldn’t do it then.

As for the “And that’s the floor.” I assume it means “and that’s just the ground level people, not counting higher ups and management”

Well how else do you expect them to be indignant about something?

Everyone who is willing to go through a boring routine procedure that doesn’t adversely affect their lives moving forward should be willing to face potential lifelong complications, medications, and pain, (not to mention potential death from any number of things from surgery to simply existing with one kidney) in order to give someone else half of their kidneys or else they’re a piece of shit.

When my grandfather died, my mother had to block my dad from the front door because the goddamn billing department called LITERALLY 3 HOURS AFTER HE FUCKING DIED to know who would be taking care of the bill. He was ready to walk into their billing office and start swinging. So was I, but as a teenager there wasn’t much I could do without transportation…

Toyota and Nissan are very much not known for their trucks here, it’s mostly sedans.

Which are ALSO giant and shitty.

Yeah this post is kinda gross

The photo feels like slop though? so hopefully it’s at least not a specific person. Doesn’t make it okay

Sounds like the perfect dash cam for law enforcement.

Allow anyone to view and know their location. It’s all in the name of safety! Think of the children! If I have a heart attack and my phone got stolen and my child needs to know where the closest cop is, they can check! think of the children reeeeee

Unironically want these in cop cars tho. It should help keep an eye on them when they pull shady shit if everyone can view their dashboard camera at all times

Having worked in food service, and having many friends who do, I don’t know a single person who would rather keep tips. The majority have openly talked shit about tipping. Everyone I know hates tipping except the management that benefits from it.

No, I’m positive I want that.

I think as a teen we all went a little too hard with our equipment once or twice lmao

Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.

What if I just have a nibble?

I, too, enjoy gobbling goth girl meat.

It’s the best kind!

“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol

How I used to sit as a “completely straight Christian boy”

It bothers me that it’s not slightly crooked. That would take it from a 9/10 to a perfect 5/7.

Having bought 3 whole pairs of boots in my life, and one of them actually expensive, I have no idea what this means.

Based on the context of fluffy tops, I’m guessing snow boots, and impregnating in this context is impregnating the boot material with a waterproofing agent of some kind.

You can quit if you want to

You can leave your friends behind.

If you rage quit, be sure to make a splash!

That’s quitter talk, I believe in your ability to become a mystic mountain/forest/cave person that people hear rumors about when hiking the trails during a full moon.

Be the eldritch horror you want to see in the world.

Depression is a bitch, and that makes you not want to clean. Then the grossness makes you more depressed.

Never ending loop.