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Have any of you seen The Dark Crystal?
If you have, remember the Skeksis? Old, decrepit, decaying things wearing puffed up clothing. Underneath they look like miserable plucked carrion birds.
The emperor, lying on his deathbed, used his last breath to proclaim “I am still Emperor!”
Yeah…
Dude, I’m 68. When I’m that age, do I have to wear my pants like a shirt also too?
And a plurality of Americans think these guys are tough and manly. #SAD
If only the belts were up to the neck…
Looks like they both shit their diapers at the same time.
Tweedledee and Tweedledumber
Shit-el-Dee and Shit-el-dumber.
Which one’s which?
This is because its so much easier for elderly people to vote.
Guliani looks like the fuckin’ long arm enemy from Little Nightmares
He looks like an 82 year old, the problem is not how they look, is how American society decides to put people in power that should be sitting at home with a warm blanket over their knees.
I wholeheartedly agree, the retirement age in the US should apply across the board and include political positions as well.
Bevis (right) and Butthead (left).
I can hear the “heheh heh” just by looking at this picture…
“Big 🎡,tremendous🗻, strong💪, handsome 😎big league😩, central casting 🤯”
Guliani looks like one of the bank tellers in Harry Potter.
I think he looks like he’s literally melting.
They look like pedophile umpa lumpas. How on earth are we losing to these poop sacks?
Because our society doesn’t dispose of shit properly.
Because they have benefactors with more wealth than four J. D. Rockefellers.
One of them has so much wealth he can buy all the governments in the world.
Wtf? Are they scared of him?
They literally think he is a god.
They’re cucks. Every last one of them. They’ll lie and say he could beat them up because they’d do anything to be in daddy’s favor even though he doesn’t know they exist.
Not just that, if he ever finds out they exist he’s repulsed because the wealthy treat us like lepers.
There is a reason they recruit from the church. Their personalities crave someone or something (god or trump) to rule over them and tell them how to live. They can not think for themselves, they can not handle blame, their leader will save them.
Yeah I’ve been saying it for years.
Religion primes the pump for them. They’ve got a massive group of people who they know are already more than willing to completely forgo rational thought and critical thinking.
oooo they can be Republicucks!!!
Lmao is this real?
The man’s 80 years old… unless you are in very poor health this shouldn’t really be a question for you.
I guess tactically it might be more difficult for republicans since it would be hard to win while deepthroating his boots, and they don’t seem willing to do that for any reason. So maybe that’s why they don’t think they can win.
My main concern would be the smell.
You didn’t think of the smell, Dee, YOU BITCH
The man’s 80 years old… unless you are in very poor health this shouldn’t really be a question for you.
What are you talking about? Every picture I see on Facebook shows Trump as a massive muscular man often smoking a cigar with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder!
/s
That is true. I mean just look at this sexual icon. So buff.
which ones bubba?
yes. this is a very straight image. just some dudes showing their great physique to each other. cheering each other on. With very defined groins. jep. totally plathonic.
This is like something Mac from It’s Always Sunny would create. Like his vision of heaven.
Are those basketballs?
Yes and a soccer/football. He can do all sports at one time. He is top sports ball man.
Stupid and blind? Things can be any worse.
I mean have you seen Americans? They could not even walk to the ring.
Have you seen Trump? I guess maybe draw on account of failure to enter the ring by both sides should be an option.
The man’s 80 years old… unless you are in very poor health this shouldn’t really be a question for you.
The problem comes when the secret service agents tackle you. That’s when it gets more difficult.
I would say that doesn’t follow the spirit of the question, since it says between you and Trump, nobody else.
Do I get to bring any weapons?
Not that I’d need them, but it would be more fun, and my hands wouldn’t end up stained orange.
Not to mention, you could hurt yourself with how hard and how many times you bash his head.
That is amazing, from the 1st term I didn’t think the president could beat nancy pelosi in a fight, let alone me. It would be like jabba the hut getting choked out with pelosi. I hate pelosi just making a point a frail old woman could take him.
These republicans, wow. Huh.
It’s really weird to post a stats graph without a source.
Sir, this is a meme community.
I guess if you wanted to view the source you could look here.
Oh lol I ate the onion
Holy shit, this is exactly how I’d expect a retirement home to look.
I work in a place where there are quite a bit of older folks, and there were really classy looking folks well in their 90’s.
Like, in modern world with that amount of power and wealth it’s absolutely a choice to look this shit in one’s 80’s.
I absolutely do not deny that many elders can look phenomenal, this is just the perfect stereotypical image for me:
the pants pulled up way too high, looking aloof about everything around him, looking both over- and under-nourished at the same time, the hunchback of notre dame coming from the side
It’s just such a spectacle.
I thought peak masculinity in 2026 was UFC fighter Josh Hokit under The Claw in front of the White House disparaging Michelle Obama.
It is the exertion of force, against the meek, in the most grotesque manner possible.
My own personal manhood remains renounced.
nah, we know better in 2026, get with the times: peak masculinity is femboyism
“cross-dressing as a woman is one of the manliest activities because only men can do it” - someone smart
Why are their pants so far up?
You wanna wear them above your diapers.
As far as i can tell, some body types lose any definition of hips past a certain age with enough weight gain. So, cinching the belt above the paunch is the only way to avoid using suspenders.
real question is why they didn’t cover it with the shirt or something and how did they get pants so long.
A: Don’t know B: custom tailored, they are rich after all
fair enough
