[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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      6 days ago

      Dancing to my tune just like you did yesterday. I ask for a tally, you provide. Like an obedient dog.

      21 hours ago. Weird how you dropped using that “dance to my tune, bitch” bit after I showed eveyone I said it to you yesterday. You simply have no originality. Nor even output. And you think that’s better than being literate? Preschool recess level stuff pheeeww.

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          6 days ago

          So are you angry because when I write two paragraphs, it’s like I have completely encrypted it from you, because you simply can not read that much.

          And you wonder why I laugh at your ego. Youre so desperate to find anything that you think could hurt me. You never will, little babby, even though I make you angry enough to scream and act like a temper-tantruming four-year old.

          You can’t answer a simple question; why did you send me direct messages?

          You know, these

          This you?

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              6 days ago

              “I spam a message board with one liners. I have actually nothing to say and I don’t even know what thread this is. I just know I hate that guy for making me cry”

              Yaaadayaadayaada

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                  5 days ago

                  Oh, apologies hunny, I had a really busy day.

                  So still going with the count, but not being able to say why you’re here or why you DM’d me? ;< Afraid of looking like a moron? Too late. :/