return2ozma@lemmy.worldBanned from community to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agoFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkFDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmartabcnews.go.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.worldBanned from community to News@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square2linkfedilink
minus-squarefrightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoThey’re saying that coz they don’t want you to get superpowers.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoNarrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!” Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”
They’re saying that coz they don’t want you to get superpowers.
Narrator: “After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!”
Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: “Ow! My back!”