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Is this an ad
It’s the same people, they’ve just grown up and switched genders as one does.
Can’t relate at all
I tried monster once in like 2019 and it tasted so bad I never bought an energy drink since
If I want caffeine I just get coffee
Coffee is cheaper, but it tastes awful, too.
Then you’re making coffee wrong!
(Or just don’t like it, which is totally okay too)
Plot twist: monster energy drinks make you gay.
I have a theory that normal monster makes you normal gay, white monster makes you a femboy and berry monster turns you into a lesbian.
Other flavors still under testing.
Ah, I mostly had white monster in my childhood, but being afab it didn’t turn me into a femboy but into a software engineer. Truly tragic.
same thing



