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Fuck OOP all my homies use DOD.
Department of defense?
replaces Classes with Functions
code is still parsed from the top down and some functions are more privileged than others
It’s just like Lenin wanted!
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Seize the means of prod!
Or just prod! Seize prod
Deploy broken code straight to prod?
Testing is for those who are not confident in their programming skills.
testing is doubting
Sometimes I still see job postings that are like “MUST KNOW OBJECT ORIENTED PROGRAMMING” and I’m wondering who in 2026 isn’t at least passably familiar with it.
But then again I also see job posts that are like “must know Java or JavaScript”
Considering most people only know procedural programming and are calling it functional/objective…
A lot of those posts will also include shit like must know XML and AJAX and it’s clear the recruitment division hadn’t updated their template in ages.
Object.property = theft;
sieze(worker, ObjectFactory.meansOfProduction);
in scheme, everything* is first class!
*i haven’t checked
