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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 days ago

Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 days ago
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    The worst DB in existence, not to defend Oracle, is blockchain.

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      Blockchain isn’t a Database, and the worst one is AS400.

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        A400 is at least relational.

        MongoDB on the other hand…

        All data is, or will become, relational.

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      y’all wrong, the worst database in existence is wherever I keep my notes. because every time I write notes I forget where the fuck I wrote them.

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