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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 days ago

Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 8 days ago
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  • olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I think MSSQL is worse than MySQL (or at least MariaDB)

  • xep@discuss.online
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    8 days ago

    The worst DB in existence, not to defend Oracle, is blockchain.

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      y’all wrong, the worst database in existence is wherever I keep my notes. because every time I write notes I forget where the fuck I wrote them.

    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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      Blockchain isn’t a Database, and the worst one is AS400.

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        A400 is at least relational.

        MongoDB on the other hand…

        All data is, or will become, relational.

  • bss03@infosec.pub
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    Oracle is not the worse DB in existence. They are a worse company than MS, but I’d much rather be talking to Oracle than MSSQL.

    (My go-to is PostgreSQL, tho.)

  • VibeSurgeon@piefed.social
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    I think we all know it actually stands for One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

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