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  • RustyNova@lemmy.world
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    Uncompressed/cropped original:

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    From War and piss

  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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    “Pissing on someone doesn’t actually help jellyfish stings.”

    “Yeah, I know.”

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      shhhhh 🤫

  • Deebster@infosec.pub
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    Just in case everyone doesn’t already know, urine can provoke jellyfish stingers to release even more venom. Use vinegar or rubbing alcohol instead, or, falling that, seawater.

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      The damage Friendshas done with this myth is probably on par with Archer and it’s made-up association between having a stroke and smelling toast.

      • wabasso@lemmy.ca
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        Oh did Archer do the toast thing? I heard that way before Archer. Wasn’t it even a Canadian Heritage Moment or something?

        They poked a part of the brain of a conscious patient and she reported smelling burnt toast, and they learned stuff about her strokes.

        I actually thought most people knew the true story and were just joking when they’d say they’re worried about having a stroke when they smell burnt toast.

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          It was seizures, not strokes.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUOG2g4hj8s

          • wabasso@lemmy.ca
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            Oh man thank you, I can’t believe I was right about the Heritage Minute. Miss those!

    • BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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      My only source on this is the animated penguin movie Surfs Up starring Shia Labeauf but I believe it’s actually sea urchin stings that urine neutralizes the toxin

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    Never pass on pp fun times…unless it’s not your thing then absolutely pass on pp times.

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      Isn’t passing how pp times happen?

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      See I feel the opposite. Always pass on pp fun time. Unless it is your thing in which case don’t pass on pp times.

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        I’ve told this story in another thread, but my wife’s friend asked my to pee on her leg after getting stung by a jelly fish. We were at the beach with a group of 7 women + me. I panicked and said we should just wash it with soap and water, but I regret not taking the opportunity to pee on her leg when I had the go ahead from my wife. Our friend peed on her own leg instead.

        Don’t be like me, living with regret. If a woman asks for you to pee on her at a public beach, you gotta lean in.

  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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    “War and Piss” amirite? Haha…

    • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
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      We would have also accepted “War and Pees”

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    Unless you’re such a sourpuss that you piss vinegar, don’t bother.

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      Stop trying to ruin the one time people are allowed to pee on each other in public without it being a fringe kink.

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        No I think I will.

        • Arcadeep@lemmy.world
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          Are you… Pissing on their parade?

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            Or perhaps, taking the piss, ahyuck.

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      Not even willing to give it a try 😔

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Have you tasted vinegar lately? They have made amazing developments since you were born grama

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    No, but I’ll take an anti-baldness potion if you’ve got one.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      The anti-baldness potion is also piss.

    • ඞmir@lemmy.ml
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      Minoxidil?

      • lumpenproletariat@quokk.au
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        Finasteride?

        • ඞmir@lemmy.ml
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          Drinking the potion of that gives you severe side effects, but I guess topical works

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            The overwhelming majority of people do not suffer any severe side effects.

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    There suddenly being a visible sun in the fourth panel means there is a significant delay in his response. He probably has alzheimers or something idk.

    • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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      They probably had to do more than one take. The last panel was probably taken from a different roll.

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        It just dawned me. The sun could be behind the witch all along. The last one is a closeup after all.

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          dawned

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        It is actually the first take he managed to vocalize "No! ".

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