“I am deeply concerned if we wait until the Winter Olympics end to bomb Iran this regional conflict will be less advantageous for Israel. Now is the time! Strike while the AIPAC funding is hot!!”
Chuck Schumer also took the time to scold the voting base of the Democratic Party.
“Where are the leftist activists protesting in support of bombing Iran for the freedom of Iranians? We are never going to win if the far left remains antisemitic and refuses to help Israel launch a regional war.”

Never mind. Ignore that. The baileys don’t think they’re bribes.