Panel 1 Speech bubble: Sir, they’re releasing the Epstein files Trump: Release the alien pictures!
Panel 2 Alien 1: Sir, they’re releasing our pictures Alien 2: Release more Epstein files!
I can’t figure out what’s supposed to distract me from what. Are aliens supposed to distract me from Epstein Files? Are Epstein Files supposed to distract me from ICE Apes murdering people in the streets? What’s Iran supposed to distract me from? Do we still own Venezuela? Is Canada ours yet? When do we rename Greenland Red, White, and Blue Land?
I’m a very confused citizen.
“Flood the zone”. Or, if you remember that far back, the application of the Shock Doctrine to the media landscape.
Uh did i miss something here? Is that a thing?
Yes, Trump is actually trying to release documents about UAPs to distract from the Epstein files.


