
Getting taken to an eccentric rich person’s island and being relieved it’s just a hunt to the death.
Everything is a hunt to the death if you are uncooperative enough.
An eccentric millionaire?
What are they going to do, stroke their cat laughing maniacally while they read the notice of a fine from their HOA?I love how perfectly this captures the reality that being a millionaire in today’s America is somehow both a very privileged position and just barely above being utterly destitute.
~We’re so cooked…~
we’re so cooked
checks climate
Yep. But they will be too, so at least we won’t be hungry
Why stop there when we can have knife jenga and knife twister
Left foot, switch blade, red, left most piece third from the bottom.
a millionaire would never agree to a game where they could lose, theyr’re cowards like that
My parents are millionaires, all it means in 2025 is that you can retire.




