Hasn’t worked for Peter Thiel’s old ass.

I’d be happy with bread and circuses. Its just that lately they stopped handing out the bread and the circuses have gotten scary.

Coupons

Stopped shopping at Walmart 10 years ago and it’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

It’s like eating a mango, the mess is part of the enjoyment.

Considering what usually comes out of an ass, juice would be a nice change of pace.

They aren’t