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    3 hours ago

    He is definitely NOT fine.

    Either he’s dead and he did NOT write this or he’s completely lost his mind.

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    4 hours ago

    It’s cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.

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    3 hours ago

    Well, I will agree with Trump on one issue, and that is saying he is going straight to hell.

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    5 hours ago

    They’ll just replace him with an AI fake powered by Grok and gaslight us into believing it is the real Trump. Everyone will go along with it because of course they will.

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    7 hours ago

    I mean…it’s only a matter of time. The clock runs out on everyone sooner or later…even trump.

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    9 hours ago

    Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his “race: political” wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.

    And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.

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    9 hours ago

    I hope he dies, please please please let this be an Easter miracle. I will start believing in god if he dies today after my prayer.

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        4 hours ago

        The lack of justice seems to be a given, so I’ll be fine with a rotting corpse that got away with it sooner rather than later.

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        7 hours ago

        Sure but think of lives that may be saved from him stopping from causing or continuing more wars. Neither thing is good and neither compare to each other. Just takes this from taking time for justice to a matter of urgency.

        And I’ve been a previous victim of sexual assault, it pains me to realize that the victims won’t be given the light they deserve. It pisses me off that he’s never going to see the result of it. Putting an urgent stop to death requires this guy needs to be stopped. Now. Less lives lost the better. Given the complete lack of remorse of the party that empowered the creep I can only see death as the only way he’s going to be stopped. Cuz No one is going to step up.

        I’d hope the victims should still get some compensation. I hope it comes in the form of yoinking any inheritance trump’s spawn were hoping to recieve and that his victims recieve it instead.

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    12 hours ago

    I’m amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He’s literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.

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    14 hours ago

    Chances on them wanting to further the “Trump as the second coming of Christ” lore and resurrect him in three days?

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      5 hours ago

      Maybe that was the butterfly fart that pushed the fates towards a brighter tomorrow… If so, many thanks!

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      15 hours ago

      Can we have him live and ship him off to The Hague? I’d much rather see him in cuffs and also avoid Vance becoming president automatically

      • Stern@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Vance doesn’t have the cult behind him and certainly wouldn’t be daily headlines like Donald.

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          5 hours ago

          He’s way smarter though, at least rhetorically to the median electorate as a psychopath anyway. We all thought the same of Trump back in 2015 too.

          When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era, watch how suddenly they promote Vance or some other shithead

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            2 hours ago

            Smarter than Trump isn’t exactly a high bar. Without the threat of the redhats behind him, he’ll be toothless. If just billionaire backing was enough the republicans would have been god emperors of the earth forty years ago.

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              I think red hats will follow whatever bait billionaires dangle in front of them. It only takes a little meeting among the puppeteers to decide whom to start promoting, and then they’ll all fall in line like good little pawns. They fall for it every single time, this much I know. If they can fall for Bush Jr., for Trump, then the next person will be no different. In fact, they’ll just go, “You guys said Trump was a clown with the bronzer! Look how refined and sophisticated JD Vance is! He’s even a pretty good debater and just speaks facts that you don’t like!”

    • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17 hours ago

      There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.