I can see the tagline now: “Whoever loses, we win.”

Well maybe Thawne wouldn’t have killed Barry’s mom if Barry didn’t create a stable time loop by giving him the idea in the first place.

Also Eli Whitney inventing the cotton gin to make extracting cotton less of a tedious and backbreaking process, which lead to a massive expansion in slavery plantations in the American South due to the increased output and profitability of the crop.

What a thrill…

Their SSDs are/were considered amongst the best options, but I haven’t looked into them since the 970 Evo days and they could be crap now for all I know.

A lot of memes are dumb. At least loss memes like these show creativity, and are a fascinating look into the human brain’s pattern recognition as well.

1. They’re really getting their money’s worth out of that “portal to the __ dimension” handwave, aren’t they?
2. Why would you share such an accursed thing?

Poetterinix.

They usually win against the obvious villain, only for it to be revealed the protagonist was an unwitting patsy for an even worse villain the entire time.

Hey now, he was a fat guy who also loved bombs.

You’d think if that was their plan they wouldn’t have sat back and watched Iran kill tens of thousands of protesters earlier this year.

It’s an advanced hot dog holding technique known as “the imminent deepthroat”.

Archive.today became non-citable the moment it began altering archived webpages, regardless of anything else.

I never would have guessed that the knife guy was actually a sentient motorcycle.

“The internet would be a series of tubes if we rolled out fiber, but as the literal chairman of the Senate committee regulating the internet I’m somehow against that.”

Gnome’s devs are insular and don’t listen to suggestions from outsiders. That sounds like Svirfneblin to me!