ok grammar popo. arrest me or shoot me on sight. 🚔

lol I forgot there were still keyboards with a numberpad. that’s definitely on me.

bowl cuts are so much worse.

it certainly has to work less to do so now.

my favorite is when Jobs require (at an entry level) experience in a program that only their company uses (as in the company made the program for themselves and doesn’t let others use it). or when they require experience in a version of a program that doesn’t exist at all.

– saw a job posting for an office admin position back in 2018 that required experience in Microsoft Windows 11. Windows 11 didn’t come out till October 5th 2021. I don’t see any keyboard where the “1” and the “0” are right next to each other.

And my personal favorite on job tech requirements was a job posting in 2023 for a medical receptionist position at a mom and pop type of dentist place. they required new employees to buy their own “company” phone (not allowed to use personal phones for any company related calls and required you to be able to take company calls after hours.). The requirements for the phone were weird to say the least… they required all phones to be black (why do you need a color req?) and required either have an iPhone 17 (iPhone 16 hadn’t even come out yet) or a Samsung Galaxy S24 – slightly better in the “it doesn’t exist” category as they were only one version off in their number range. but hey maybe they had fat fingers as “3” is next to “4” but there is no excuse for that iPhone failure. or maybe the Job poster was a time traveler who had his dates mixed up. 😂

but it’s not as bad as the job postings for part time job offers at big companies where they clearly copied and pasted the job descriptions from a template… as in it still had stuff like --insert company name and store location here-- and – insert full time benefits here–. 💀🪦 – looking at you Lowes and Sysco.

you forgot the part about said kid being armed with a gun that magically vanished… or a gun that magically was a gun that should have already been in lockup as evidence but magically waltzed it’s way out of the police station, across town, and into the hands of a kid.

my favorite are all the idiots denying that MAGA was founded by Nazis.

the founder of the National Socialist White Peoples Party (American based) was founded by a literal Nazi who fled from Germany (he later was murdered by an American Nazi… I guess he wasn’t Nazi enough for the Americans). They are a big funder and author of MAGA and Project 2025.

he never said it was his third hand. he could be a serial killer who keeps hands.

wouldn’t it be funny if people did anonymous reporting of seeing potential bombs and shooters at Airports where ICE is located.

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Naw Americans are the Imperium of Man. ie: hates anyone that is different, destroys everything it can’t control, highly xenophobic (racist), and filled with more propaganda than Nazi Germany. and as of the past decade… most worship their emperor (Trump) as God.

Now Indians (India not Native Americans) and any country third world country… they are Space Orks. they can cobble together random trash and seemingly broken bits of technology to make cheap but useful stuff for their communities. while Americans (IoM) toss out old and broken tech… they take that broken/old tech and make computers and solar powered devices that look like they shouldn’t work but somehow magically do.

If you pay attention to what passes the FDA regulations… it’s always the big corporations who donate money. every single treatment that works on cis people… is automatically labeled as experimental or invalid when used by transgender people. And the FDA approves of using red40 even though it’s banned in most countries for being very bad for your health. a clear example of: just because the FDA says it’s ok for consumption doesn’t make it safe to consume.

or are you claiming that Nazis didn’t destroy transgender medical studies? when there is historical evidence and confessions from Nazis that prove they did destroy transgender medical studies.

to list a few so people don’t have to google… since apparently a lot of people here on lemmy are sheep who can’t even be bothered to research what is real and what is propaganda.

90% of the terrorist factions in the middle east were at some point funded or created by the CIA in order for American interests to be able to acquire oil in the middle east when their legally recognized leaders told us to go fuck ourselves.

every military action taken by both Bush and Trump has been what the Geneva Convention would call a war crime. bombing civilian targets and using religious buildings and organizations as a cover for military operations.

America is the biggest war profiteering industry in the world. Supplying the most corrupt regimes with weapons and funds while attacking anyone that doesn’t bend over backwards and ask America to fuck them harder.

Between America and Nazi Germany, healthcare has been set back several decades repeatedly. the Nazis destroyed any and all research related to transgender health… stuff that still hasn’t been recovered today. while American corporations continue to suppress any and all research into alternatives to pills that have nasty side effects. with most people believing the propaganda that alternative medicines and treatments are complete quacks due to them not being instant results.