“History of cheating” doesn’t necessarily mean “cheater.” To those on a trajectory to make a mistake, far better lessons come from those who made mistakes and can explain how to avoid them than those who can only say, “don’t make mistakes.” I’m sure there’s a better way to say this than the clumsy words I’ve chosen.

I mean, we could burn both of them

Me: looking at plants after realizing that I’m full of ions

“KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!”

In fairness, I only bought the shirt in my size so that it would be comfortable for her to sleep in. I never actually planned to wear it. Shame that it’s a fucking Disturbed shirt and that I wanna set fire to it.

Your comment should call itself something and… cake.

YOU’RE INSUFFICIENT! Sick burn.

- My wife, just before she stole my band shirt

And instead of charging them, you can drink them! Unlike Lithium Ion batteries, which you have to chew.

Egads! Evildoers?! On MY Internet??? But how am I supposed to know when my car’s seats are filled with too many farts if it doesn’t have the potential to send a tweet??

Hands over an Apple Lisa

Oh, fuck your profile pic so fucking hard, you bastard.

For the more reasonable part of my comment: I think that basing the article around the privacy dots is either meant to scare-bait, or reduce complacency in iOS users who say that “I know my phone is safe because it tells me when it’s recording me.”

Rage and the Machine

The Decemberacists