Literally none of those words are hyperbole either. This comment is closer to factual reporting than what’s left on American TVs.

Costs a looot less money to order a wage slave around and tell shareholders everything’s gonna be better now.

I wish I could explain to companies how fucking awkward and horrible it feels to be on the receiving end of forced gratitude. Even if I liked the restaurant, I wouldn’t be able to go if they did this.

I guess it’s no surprise that rich people think the experience is still the same with or without the consent of the providing party.