Man, now I desperately wish my C64 and 1541 was still operational. I could go for some 6502 assembly right about now.

Goodbye, sweet hardware. You deserved better and so did we.

Thank you for the encouragement! Ah, it’s been a long time since anybody gave me a compliment like that.

Wait. You said “aren’t” and “do not”.

Oh. What a terrible day to possess reading comprehension :(

I know you’re right, but must you crush my hopes and dreams like that?

“Sir, I’m going to need you to introduce me to some of those women you claim to know. Get your keys, we’re leaving right now.”

Listen, it happened that one time… Okay, maybe twice.