Yggstyle

Look the US regime isn’t just going to build the torment nexus - it needs to profit off of it.

Then gets sold to satan.

I never expected to say… Man. I bet the investors are really wishing lizard man stuck with the metaverse.

Through great effort we have molded this once analog curiosity into a digital ouroboros… to very nearly duplicate Kyle from accounting!

… Admittedly this would be the Kyle following the unfortunate kick to the head from that clydesdale.

Nevermind that! We’ve gone ahead and laid off the rest off accounting and now Kyle² is wielding immesurable power to… Oh. Oh dear.

See we replaced people with costs to run virtual people that would make oracle blush. Are the virtual people any good? Goodness no.

My regret is I have but one upvote to give.

Why would anyone… Who the fuck is using glorified autocomplete to generate a random unique password?

Anyone that stupid deserves the breach and any company that integrates that moronic idea deserves the blowback.

Shocked its taken this long.

Residents report following the strike seeing an improvement in water pressure, quality, and oddly - less brownouts.

I’ll take that over the alternative of say… A creepy video with RFK any day.

Tragic. Any possibility he said it on tour?

Know what else would make the list shorter?

Lenses are shockingly heavy. It balances out.