Oof, I knew they found him unresponsive. I did not know they had to do CPR. I would be surprised if he was still alive, and there’s virtually no chance he will recover. CPR done outside a hospital setting on patients 80 or above only has like a 2-10% chance of ever being discharged, lower if they have pre-existing conditions.
I wouldn’t want to do the compressions for that. I bet it felt like breaking a glass xylophone in an old burlap sack.
Oof, I knew they found him unresponsive. I did not know they had to do CPR. I would be surprised if he was still alive, and there’s virtually no chance he will recover. CPR done outside a hospital setting on patients 80 or above only has like a 2-10% chance of ever being discharged, lower if they have pre-existing conditions.
I wouldn’t want to do the compressions for that. I bet it felt like breaking a glass xylophone in an old burlap sack.
I would have done CPR so hard on him…
A good Samaritan right here.
Impossible to fake, must be true then. The internet has never lied.
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I’m looking forward to a series of posts where he has this same pose and signs of decomposition gradually set in
I would want to
Just so I could push his xyphoid process well and truly into his liver while mushing the shards of ribs into his putrid lungs