all this should be under the category distraction from epstein moves then the bullet points.
And it continues…
- Israel now out of or very low on interceptors
- Israel taking so much damage from Iran they’re now threatening nukes
- Draft dodger now begging for help from allies he spent months breaking deals and partnerships with and shitting on their previous war contributions
- Draft dodger also begging for help from adversaries such as China and lifts sanctions on Russian oil
- Didn’t re-stock oil reserve, gets his muppet couch fucker on stage to blame Joe Biden for gas prices
- Realizes they can’t take the Strait back, takes over their island that they use to distribute, now held at a stalemate
- UK leadership calling him out on war being a distraction from the Epstein files
Can’t wait to see what other fuckups he makes today.
Oh, Donald…

Just read that Israel is supposedly running out of interceptor missiles, which means any attack of Iran, Hezbolla and others will result in a successful strike.
Iran will have missiles for years to come. I wonder if this ends up in a leopards ate my face for Bibi
You cant beleive anything Israel says. Zero. They are always lying and manipulating.
Absolutely correct, hence the word “supposedly”.
All we know is that the Israel government was asked for a $827 million emergency package to purchase military equipment, just two weeks after the war has started. And Israel did not have nothing to start with, as they have prepared the war for months and are generally well stocked due to the location.
So yeah, even if you can’t believe them what they are saying, this money would have not been necessary if everything was going by plan.
Sources:
- lose geopolitical standing
- run out of precision ammo
- need China’s rare earths to build more bombs
- switch to 1970 bombs and long ground war
- let Iran break petrodollar by allowing Yuan
- lose reserve currency status
- lose all allies
- trade deficit gets even worse
- Yuan becomes reserve currency
- Wall Street collapses completely
This might be those weeks where decades happen. So many possibilities. It’ll be exciting to see what happens, from a distance.
As someone with an inside perspective, I’ll appreciate your outside perspective for a quick laugh between cry-sessions
honestly, can’t believe that an Iran-US war is becoming an Iranian victory, with most of the US supporting Iran.
US was always a paper tiger. the military isn’t designed for any sort of war, but designed to funnel public funds to military shareholders’s pockets.
“You fool, you just activated my trap card”

Idk, it’s possible our military just always sucked but Im more inclined to believe it’s just ineffective because the people running it are absolute braindead clowns.
both. it was designed to be a money sink. that’s why it’s budget is greater than basically all the rest of the world military, but lost a 20+ year war against some of the poorest peoples in the world.
It is incredibly effective against civilians though
Yeah, the US military is only good at murdering brown agrarian peasants. Especially their ground forces; they regularly get schooled in international exercises and they have to tell the OPFOR to take it easy on them because it hurts their feelings to not be the best.
For all the American hate against socialism, the military is our biggest jobs program.
… That’s the opposite of socialism.
A lot of military is just the massive upkeep, and thats I think where the US shines, given they can export any inflation created.
I don’t think its a question of skill or training.
Iran holds all the cards.
You military has always been extremely capable of attack.
But your defense has been destroyed by corruption since at least the 90s.
“Uhh… uhh… But woke… and trans children… and groomers… ohh… he was a friend of Epstein…”
It’s not quite as exciting, watching it happen from inside.
There have been worse wars but they’ve accumulated their worseness over a longer period of time. In terms of failures per minute, Epstein Fury is in the lead
Second only to the Seven Hours War.
We can now also add to that:
Admonish other ‘allies’ for not pre-committing their navies to the … surprise attack.
Within 48 hrs, claim it is the responsibility of every other navy in the world to help you with a military campaign against a target that you claim you’ve already destroyed 100% of their military.
If Norway had given him the prize he’d… have done the exact same things.
What if they told him “the candidates are a closed set but we’ll consider you next year”? Then it would be after the midterms and hopefully both houses would push against the constitution-defying shenanigans.
That fascist bitch from Venezuela “gave” him her prize, so he “has” one. And he’s still a dumb fucking moron who did this anyway.
There’s so much to keep track of… I’d forgotten about that. lol. So yeah. Exactly. oy.
Right? The rush is in the acquisition - he wouldn’t have been any different 24 hours later. Humans are conditioned to then immediately want the next thing they see, not appreciate the thing they got.
Worst war even conducted
So far
I was sure he would find a way to blame Obama for this.
Also if a Russian asset was running this war, the first thing they would do would be to lift sanctions on Russia and force the cost of oil up …hmmm…
“If a Russian asset”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_purpose_of_a_system_is_what_it_does
If it looks like a duck and starts a war like a duck…
A person is not a system.
The US needs to create some government that isn’t autocratic though.
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He has time still. He’s already blamed Biden for allegedly allowing the Iranian “sleeper cells” in, which he totally knows where they are right now, but just isn’t arresting them. But he does know about them you guys
Vance just went on TV to blame Joe Biden.
He’s a straight up nazi, said that there’s something wrong with Arab genetics on national television last night.
And guess what, Iranians aren’t even Arabs.
Arabs are his allies lmfao
Arab and Muslim are synonymous terms to most chuds. And ‘Muslim’ just means ‘brown person’ to them, usually.
Cue their surprised Pikachu face when the Pope starts advocating for a ceasefire.
As if Nazis care about being correct in their racism lol
Refuses to admit they need ukrainian anti drone tech. Because you know zelenskyy will make jd say thanks.
Trump is too childish for that. I bet Iran could make trump back down on asking others to protect the Strait of Hormuz just by making fun of usa begging others to help
They dont need it, they could just stop attacking Iran.
That would be admitting they made a mistake.
Never going to happen
The way the US is set up, a bad economy makes for unlimited military personnel supply.
Oh that’s not bad, they get a shitload of stuff compared to russian contracts. Don’t forget all the MIC workers getting paid handsomely lol
You mean as long as somebody is worse off, the working class doesn’t know there’s a problem.
No I’m saying there’s bad and there’s bad. It’s just levels to it, I don’t believe in suffering olympics
Mr FIFA world peace prize, with the cup held by hands of starving/dying people
[shits himself]
Trump-Epstein files™️ distraction
Operation Epstein fury
operation IVANKA wife.
Are you saying that what has the potential to be the largest war since world war II is just a distraction from a bunch of documents that could eventually get someone convicted, even though most likely they have the power of not being convicted regardless?
I’m sure there are better ways to distract people.
It’s hard for people to conceive how monumentally stupid Donald Trump really is.
I think of it this way. He could have extorted $50 billion out of the Saudis on Inauguration Day 2017. Instead he figured that he could sell his fans NFTs.
It’s completely on brand for him to start a war
Yes.
Why would you deny it is a better question
Edit: I made a mistake by responding to this trumpist troll.
Only Americans give any serious importance to the Epstein files. I don’t know if this was the case, but I’m pretty indifferent. This war is a way larger problem than the Epstein files.
If this war is actually the result of someone wanting to take attention away from the Epstein files, then it may be better off for everyone to stop thinking about the Epstein files and prevent this kind of stuff from happening again.
There’s a lot of jaw dropping shit you just wrote but the only thing worth the time to mention is that, obviously, trump is the one who started the war, so it’s kind of up to his reasoning why. It is beyond clear he did this to distract from his pedophilia. People had been saying for weeks he would do it because the files were looking worse for him all the time.
Again I ask why do you deny this.
I don’t deny anything.
It is beyond clear he did this to distract from his pedophilia.
It is not beyond clear to me. It feels like a huge oversimplified explanation of the causes of what could be a huge conflict. The war was started by both the US and Israel, not by Donald Trump alone.
Did Trump get into this war just to take attention off the Epstein files? It is possible, but I doubt it is the main reason.
It feels like a huge oversimplified explanation of the causes of what could be a huge conflict. The war was started by both the US and Israel, not by Donald Trump alone.
I was wrong to reply here. Because given that you wrote that, you give trump more credit than a person who can be conversed with would. 👋
To talk with someone you need them to be convinced Trump is stupid? We are talking about the president of the United States, no matter how stupid he may be I’m sure he’s got plenty of advisors. The military had to have a plan for this.
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