So anyway, about those Epstein files.
Donald has been “talking” into the “emergency line” for weeks, it just one of those red Fisher-Price toy phones, to keep him busy.
Ah just as the stock market is opening, as always.
Witch.
You know there was a time in our country’s history where something like that cost you the presidency altogether.
I reckon the vast majority of the voters base won’t even notice.
Dan Quayle and his potatoes
potato
Potato
No, the correct spelling is potatoe.
-Dan Quayle
I am please to report it was at least noticed.
We are F’d for the rest of our nation’s history. Whatever’s left of it.
Meanwhile, Iran is like “what talks?” and I believe them more than Trump.
They’re calling for what it is, market manipulation.
Classic trump-and-dump.
Where one person says “we agree” and the other says “no we don’t,” it isn’t a question of his word against theirs. They are objectively right, de facto, evidently, case closed
“WITCH”
That’s how you know it’s Trump. He’s a fucking moron.
Also „please”
That, and the commas. If only punctuation and spelling were the only things he raped…
Literally too dumb to be fake.
I AM PLEASE!
I know we are used to it by now, but the ALL CAPS seems increasingly crazy.
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It’s how a lot of his followers post on Facebook and shit, so I presume it’s for them
racist old man has caps lock on.
Oof, seven years ago
He is running for cover alright but the entire “conversations” are completely made up
It sort of depends on how you define “talks” and “conversation”. If you define them as a communication method of mumbling incoherently to yourself while lackies mop you off after another diaper failure, sure.
Negotiations were “We will bomb power infrastructure”. Response: “Here is exact GCC infrastructure we will destroy in response.”
Iran has responded that through the press. People in both the US and Iran governments are all saying that no Iranian representative is answering any US call.
What makes “based on the tenor, and tone of those in depth, detailed, and constructive conversations” all the funnier. Also, who the fuck wrote that? It certainly wasn’t Trump.
They probably
writeslop-up all their press releases before anything has happened and Trump doesn’t know to wait.Which in turn makes the typo even funnier. Did they train it on trump tweets and it learned to include spelling mistakes? Did they decide people wouldn’t believe it was him without errors and swap it in?
Train it!? These people probably don’t even pay for standard services.
Witch
Iran: WTF are you talking about!?
Whenever they repost his tweets on r/conservative they always correct his spelling in the transcript.
It’s funny because they don’t post transcripts for any other screenshotted images, just his
WITCH
The dotard continues to mull but he then blurts out these mulling’s as fact on his internet walkie-talkie. People all over the world on all sides listen to trumps internet walkie-talkie.
Makes me think of when I used to give my kids a countdown ultimatum. “You better do it in 3, 2… 1 & 1/2… 1 & 1/4…”
For those of you yet to have kids, the secret is to count up and every number escalates the penalty, that way they also don’t know when you’ll stop counting and takes away the boundary they’re pushing. (This is not professional advice and i take no responsibility for your future childs trauma )
